7 Ways to get a Fatter Tummy

It's a new year and as always, we want to provide you, our readers, with the BEST health and wellness advice. Enjoy our 11 tips on plumping up that tummy!
1. Meow for food in the middle of the night - they will feed you just to get some sleep.
2. Keep an eye on the table and the counters at all times. If people are in the kitchen, that's where you should be too.
3. Save your hairballs for food you don't like - people can be sooo dense.
4. Try some of those bugs around the house. Palmetto bugs aren't too bad and are fun to chase.
5. Sleep more!
6. Lay around more!
7. Only jump up on the table if it's worth it - ignore all vegetables!
2023-05-08-050502 Delilah
Hey, good advice. The holidays always make me lose weight, what with all the chasing ornaments and destroying Easter baskets. Any advice on how to stay plump is appreciated!
2023-05-08-050512 Bob Cat
You girls worry about your weight too much. Just relax and enjoy the holidays - climb that Christmas tree, trip those Tricker-Treaters!
2022-02-22 Barkley
You cats need to scrape your lazy fannies off the sofa and get a life.
2023-02-21 Bubbles
I offer a 3-week intensive called 'Fat Coaching' - maximize your waistline, minimize your activity! Let me introduce you to the full experience of Total Fatness!
Check out my website at www.fattycatties.org
2022-02-22 Izzy
Since when are dogs allowed to leave comments on this website?!?
2022-08-08 Richie
And meowing, of course.