1. Meow for food in the middle of the night - they will feed you just to get some sleep.
2. Keep an eye on the table and the counters at all times. If people are in the kitchen, that's where you should be too.
3. Save your hairballs for food you don't like - people can be sooo dense.
4. Try some of those bugs around the house. Palmetto bugs aren't too bad and are fun to chase.
5. Sleep more!
6. Lay around more!
7. Only jump up on the table if it's worth it - ignore all vegetables!
Delilah
Hey, good advice. The holidays always make me lose weight, what with all the chasing ornaments and destroying Easter baskets. Any advice on how to stay plump is appreciated!