
One of our most popular classes at Purrayawna Institute is 'How to Micro-dose Catnip'.
Catnip has been regarded with suspicion by conservative, narrow-minded cats for a long time, but we think they are just a bunch of clods who don't have the foggiest interest in Spiritual Enlightenment. From our perspective, a smidgen of catnip, inhaled or consumed every day is a path to the royal road of Ascension. You might even make it to the top of the refrigerator after a few weeks of this practice. The trick is always 'set' and 'setting' - make sure you mind is clear and focused on your goal of napping on the highest shelf you can find. Then, you need a setting, like the kitchen or office, that has lots of high perches. If you run into problems, like dishes or books being stored on these surfaces, your micro dosing habit will provide you with the finesse to knock these obstacles off your perch of preference.
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